I know this is probably insensitive and highly inappropriate, but I’ve just read that Rush Limbaugh has been whisked away to Queen’s Medical Center in serious condition after paramedics responded to a call of chest pains. I am not a big fan of Rush, but I did feel a little bad when the first thing that came to mind, upon hearing said news, was a parody of Rush, Rush by Paula Abdul. Below, you can read how my mind has twisted the lyrics to reflect Limbaugh’s condition. It is only the chorus for now, but I may go back and flesh out the rest of the song in the future. Read the rest of this entry »